Now thats how to poi
Now thats how to poi
did tumblr just make a free! horror movie?
Five years ago, the Iwatobi swimming club disbanded after a tragic death of one of the children, Rin Matsuoka. Although the only witness of the scene, Haruka Nanase, was unable to speak a word about what happened at the pool that night, the death has been deemed accidental.
With the three ex-members of the club now in high school and deciding to compete again, strange things have been happening at the pool. After one of the competing team’s swimmers drowns during practice, Haruka understands that this won’t stop unless he returns back to Iwatobi swimming pool and confronts the thing waiting for him.
it got better
Of course it is.
ALL BITCHES THIS IS MY HOME TOWN TAKE A FUCKING SEAT WHILE I TELL YOU THIS STORY. GET A BOWL OF POPCORN BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS DOPE
IN THE 1940’S PORTLAND WAS PUTTING IN LAMPPOSTS AND FOR WHATEVER GOD DAMN REASON THIS ONE NEVER GOT FILLED.
IN 1946, DICK FAGAN, AN AMERICAN IRISHMAN WHO WROTE FOR THE OREGON JOURNAL, GOT BLOODY FUCKING BORED AT HIS JOB AND WOULD LOOK OUT HIS WINDOW ONTO THIS SAD EXCUSE FOR ROAD CONSTRUCTION HOLE. ONE DAY HE SAID “FUCK THIS” AND PLANTED SOME FLOWERS.
HE WROTE ABOUT THIS NEW FUCKING PARK AND SPOKE ABOUT HOW LEPRECHAUNS LIVED THERE AND SHIT. MOTHERFUCKING LEPRECHAUNS IN THE MIDDLE OF DOWNTOWN, WHAT THE SHIT.
HOLD ONTO TO THE EDGE OF YOUR SEATS BECAUSE THIS RIDE GETS EVEN BETTER. THIS PARK HOLDS A GUINNESS WORLD RECORD FOR BEING THE SMALLEST PARK WITH WITH INFORMATION SAYING “It was designated as a city park on 17 March 1948 at the behest of the city journalist Dick Fagan (USA) for snail races and as a colony for leprechauns”. MOTHER. FUCKING. SNAIL RACES. BITCHES.
IT’S EVEN BEEN PIMPED OUT OVER THE YEARS
HO HO HO MOTHERFUCKS WE CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS HERE
WE CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT.
THE BEST PART IS THAT IT EVEN HAD OCCUPY PORTLAND PROTESTERS
SO I HOPE YOU FUCKING LEARNED SOMETHING TODAY ABOUT TINY ASS PARKS.
I love my home state
My science teacher used to teach all of his classes morse code until last year because last year he caught two kids cheating on the test and having a conversation across the room in morse code by blinking their eyelids. So he doesn’t teach morse code anymore and those kids have to wear sunglasses when they take tests
So, in my art history class today, my professor was talking about something that is so fuckin awesome.
These are warrior shields from the Wahgi people of Papua New Guinea. The warriors paint them with imagery…
oh my god so cute
a serious fucking problem in society that needs to be stopped immediately
Literally this is how I’ve felt my whole life and how I still feel.
HAHA THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER WATCHED.
Literally me if I ever try to be a parent
This will be me
Finally got around to working on Molly yesterday. Ive been procrastinating on her for a while now and I only have another few weeks to finish her.
I’ll stop reblogging this when it stops being funny.
IM CHOKING HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFOIRE
Jason Isaacs as Commander Zhao
I think the colour really helps lift the overall effect (even though I just slapped it on rather badly)
Just needed to get this one out of my system. SOOOO glad I did :P
I kept Jason’s eyes the same colour because…well, it wouldn’t be Jason without them. My most favourite, stunning feature of his, are his eyes <3
Prismacolor Black and Pentel red lead on Bristol Board, Photoshop colour
Does anyone else remember these little shorts about the man and woman that symbolized hands on Nick Jr? The watercolor one was always my favorite and then the planting one.
Also, I found a full video of them on Youtube (x)
YES I love always being randomly reminded of this
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY PERSON WHO REMEMBERED THIS I ALMOST STARTED THINKING I IMAGINED THEM!
i want a late night adventure. i want someone to call me up and say, “i’m outside. let’s go do something!” i want to go out late at night in my pj’s and my hair all tied up. maybe drive around. go to a park and just swing on the swings. maybe sit in the grass and watch the stars or maybe go to a 24 hour food place and pig out. i just want a late night adventure with people i like to be around. no drama. nothing but good vibes and good company.
Wow neighbor, do you think you can scream obscenities in the night any louder? I almost didn’t hear that last round of “COCKSUCKERS!” its only 10 o’clock at night and I’m only trying to sleep. So who cares that our bedrooms are on opposite sides of the same paperthin wall. Its not your fault. So go ahead a yell as loud as you can, douche. I’ll just take my air mattress and sleep in the living room tonight.